8.00am - still in bed, cuddled up with blankee...
9.00am inside, on duty, protecting red cushions
10.00am Front door patrol
11.00am lamenting my unmade bed
12 noon patrolling at back door
1pm back to keep blankee company
2pm back in side, green cushions to protect
2.25pm oops, nodded off, protecting green cushions
3pm back to her best, this time noting my now made bed
4.00pm, will they be home soon?
5pm no one understands the trials I endure!